So I can't actually find a clip of this on HBO or You Tube so I decided to recreate it because it's pretty funny. This comes from Bill Maher's Real Time from March 2nd (Episode 239: http://www.hbo.com/real-time-with-bill-maher/index.html#/real-time-with-bill-maher/episodes/0/239-episode/index.html).
He says in his New Rules section:
"Now that Snooki is pregnant. Someone has to ask Santorum: "Are you still against contraception?""
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"Now that this picture of an openly gay marine's homecoming kiss has gone viral."
From LA Times
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2012-03/227323800-02120825.jpg
"It has to be included with this picture:"
From NY Times
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/20/us/politics/20swearing_600.jpg
"And this picture:"
From Black Voices
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvwellness.com/media/2009/11/young-woman-holding-condoms-365kb071509.jpg
"In the new coffee table book "101 Ways to Make Rick Santorum Throw Up":"
From the show
(Sorry for the poor quality, I took this picture of the TV with my phone)
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Then he makes other jokes and goes back to Santorum:
"Finally President Obama must stand up and thank the man who's been out there say after day tirelessly helping his campaign: Rick Santorum. Every time I turn on the news Christy-Mc-Sweater-Vest has just said something crazier than the last crazy thing he said. He said JFK makes him want to throw up, not the man, the airport. Because if god had wanted man to fly he wouldn't have made flight attendants so gay. He says climate change is just a big hoax, you know, like big foot or the female orgasm. He thinks condoms are not okay which means he's either a religious nut or has never heard of lube. If Rick Santorum is your youth minister you'd ask your parents to switch you to the ones that just molest. So yes little Ricky is good for comedy."
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